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Never Trust a Banshee: and other pointers on surviving your first epic quest Erin OFlynn

Never Trust a Banshee: and other pointers on surviving your first epic quest

Erin OFlynn

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Harassed at school and oppressed at home, Homer is your standard unhappy adolescent. Effectively confined to house arrest by his parents, he struggles to imagine life in the real world, with only his regularly scheduled television programming forMoreHarassed at school and oppressed at home, Homer is your standard unhappy adolescent. Effectively confined to house arrest by his parents, he struggles to imagine life in the real world, with only his regularly scheduled television programming for reference. While the real world remains a mystery, the surreal world makes an abrupt appearance in the form of Fiona, whose knack with a bow and arrow and supernatural ability to teleport make Homer wonder if hes been sitting too close to the TV.Turns out Fionas got problems of her own. As princess of the faeries (and dont you dare call her fairy princess), she has watched over her people for roughly 4,000 years, ever since the day she saw Fomorians kill her father. Normally its not a bad job - just continual drunken revelry punctuated by the occasional Fomorian hunt - but when a rash of murders begins to surface across her beloved Ireland, Fiona suspects something much larger at work. Only the fabled Stone of Destiny can help Fiona protect her people, and whether he knows it or not, only Homer can help her find it.In the days that follow, the pair are pushed clean beyond their limits. Homer discovers adventure is loaded with more banal personal complications - and walking - than he expected, and Fiona winds up facing the kind of demons you cant shoot at. Between fending off assassins and locating ancient relics, their most epic task turns out to be maintaining their sanity.